Nico Nico Medley – the english (engrish?) editions

I hope most people familiar with Nico Nico Douga are also familiar with the Nico Nico Douga medley (kumikyoku: nico nico douga) it is a medley made up from fragments of anime/game songs and songs important to nico nico users and japanese otaku culture in general. the original (instrumental) medley posted in the end of june this year alone has been watched more that 2,200,000 times, and thousands of versions of it have been uploaded. You can check out J’s version as an introduction: Nico / Youtube

the nicest recently uploaded english Nico medley comes from a Malaysian user:

Nico / Youtube

Kanipan’s english version: Nico / Youtube

rather horrible version (“feelings a softly given kiss me” - is this english at all?!): Nico

and another one: Nico

now I hope that someone who can actually take this up vocally and lyrically will work on the medley, and make a definite english version. for now you’re better enjoying any of the hundreds of japanese versions.

but the nicest part about the breakout of english versions is that it saves me from trying to post english lyrics here (I had enough trouble translating the medley to hebrew) so, instead I’ll post the romaji lyrics I’ve accurately transcribed from the karaoke subs version of the medley (under the cut):

Agent Yoru Wo Iku / Tokachitsukuchite (Idolm@ster)

motto takamete hate naku
kokoro no oku made
anata dake ga tsukaeru
TEKUNIKKU de
tokashitsukushite (tokachitsukuchite)
tokashitsukushite (tokachitsukuchite)
tokashitsukushite (tokachitsukuchite)
tokashitsukushite (tokachitsukuchite)
tokashitsukushite (tokachitsukuchite)
(ikimasu!)
motto takamete hate naku kokoro no oku made
anata dake ga tsukaeru TEKUNIKKU de
tokachitsukuchite
honnou uzumaku sanaka ni
ochiteku tokimeki
koyoi dake no yume
odoru wa hageshiku (hagechiku)
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Hare Hare Yukai (Haruhi ED)
aru hareta hi no koto
mahou ijou no yukai ga
kagirinaku furisosogu
fukanou janai wa
ashita mata au toki
warainagara hamingu
ureshisa wo atsumeyou
kantan nan da yo
ko-n-na no
oikakete ne
tsukamaete mite
ooki na yume&yume suki desho
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Kanbu ni tomatte sugu tokeru (Iosys / Touhou)
konbu dashi kiiteru yo
katsuo to konbu no awase waza
konbu dashi kiiteru yo
katsuo to konbu da yo
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Help me ERINNNNNN! (touhou)
aa, doushiyou!?
takaku furiageta kono ude (e-rin! e-rin!)
watashi no otsukisama
sakasama no otsukisama
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Nowhere (MADLAX insert song)
yanmaani yanmaani yanmaani yaiiya
yanmaani yanmaani yanmaani yaiiya
yanmaani yanmaani yanmaani yaiiya
futari wo musunderu subete wo miseru hoshi no
michibiki ni somuitemassugu ni kakeagaru
sora ni aru tobira e
doko made mo watashi wa yuku no
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Critius’s Tooth (Yu-Gi-Oh BGM – always my turn)
sokkou mahou hatsudou!
BAASAAKAA SOURU! BAASAAKAA SOURU!?
tefuda wo subete sute, kouka hatsudou! koitsu wa MONSTER (monsutaa)
igai no CARD (kaado) ga deru made nanmai de mo CARD (kaado) wo
DRAW (doroo) shi, bochi ni suteru CARD (kaado)
da. soshite sono kazu dake, kougeki-ryoku 1500 (sengohyaku)
ika no MONSTER (monsutaa) wa, tsuika kougeki dekiru!
kougeki ryoku 1500 (sengohyaku)
ika!? ha!? ano toki…
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Gong (Super Robot Wars Alpha 3 OP)
ima koso tachi agare
sadame no senshi yo
inazuma no tsurugi de
teki wo kechirase
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Beware of the mushrooms in the forest (Super Mario RPG BGM)
Exiting the forest is super simple,
(ekisaitingu na bou wo sutiin suru chinpo)
All you do is follow these patterns,
(oujiru uesto supekutaa kourin ando)
For the rest of your gaming
(oodaa resutoran yokei soku)
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Butter-Fly (Digimon Adventures OP)
Love
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Makka Na Chikai (Busou Renkin OP)
ima wa wakaranai koto bakari dakedo
shinjiru kono michi wo susumu dake sa
donna teki demo mikata demo kamawanai
kono te wo hanasu mon ka
makka na chikai
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Airman Ga Taosenai (based on Rockman 2 BGM)

ano tatsumaki
nankai yatte mo yokerenai
ushiro ni mawatte uchi
tsuzuketemo izure wa kaze ni tobasareru
TIME (taimu) renda mo tameshite mita kedo
tatsumaki aite ja imi ga nai
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni
boku wa E kan dake wa saigo made totte oku
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Yuuki VS Iji (Prince Of Tennis Musical)
yuukan na hitomi hikarase shinka shite yuku tamashii (juukan na hitomi hikarase
chinka sude yuku tamakiin) doko made mo mirai wo mezashi (doko made momi raion mezashi)
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Uninstall (Bokurano OP)
UNINSTALL (aaniisoon)
UNINSTALL (aaniisoon)
kono hoshi no musuu no chiri no hitotsu da to
ima no boku ni wa rikai dekinai
UNINSTALL (aaniisoon)
UNINSTALL (aaniisoon)
osore wo shiranai senshi no youni
furu mau shikanai UNINSTALL (aaniisoon)
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Tori No Shi (Air OP)
hikouki gumo bokutachi wa miokutta
mabushikute nigeta itsudatte yowakute ano hi kara
kawarazu itsu made mo kawarazu ni
irarenakatta koto kuyashikute yubi wo hanasu
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You (“Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni – Meakashi Hen” game ED)

anata wa ima doko de nani wo shite imasu ka
kono sora no tsuduku basho ni imasu ka
itsumo no youni egao de itekuremasu ka
ima wa tada sore wo negai tsudukeru
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Marisa wa taihen na mono wo nusunde ikimashita (IOSYS/Touhou)

a dare ga can’t be alive without you.
doushite naze kashira (an aan an)
why why why why don’t I miss you a lot, forever.
shiranai wa sonna mahou
omoi wa tsutaetara kowarechau
anata to wa chigau kara
hito no kokoro made kantan ni nusumanai de
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Okusenman (based on Rockman 2 BGM)
kodomo no koro yatta koto aru yo
iro aseta kioku da kouhakubou atama ni
ULTRAMAN (urutoraman) ULTRAMAN 7 (urutoraman sebun)
kodomo no koro natsukashii kioku
CURRY (karee) toka no toki ni gin no SPOON (supuun) me ni ate
ULTRAMAN (urutoraman) ULTRAMAN 7 (urutoraman sebun)
demo ima ja sonna koto mo wasurete
nanika ni owareru youni mainichi ikiteru
misugoshiteta keshiki wa
okkusenman okkusenman haan
sugisarishi kisetsu wa GRAFFITI (gurafiti)
kimi ga kureta yuuki wa okkusenman okkusenman haan
sugisarishi kisetsu wa DRAMATIC (doramatikku)
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God Knows (Haruhi insert song)
watashi tsuite iku yo donna tsurai
sekai no yami no naka de sae
kitto anata wa kagayaite
koeru mirai no hate yowasa yue ni
tamashii kowasarenu youni
my way kasanaru yo
ima futari ni God bless
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Motteke! Sailor Fuku (Lucky Star OP)
Motte ike! saigo ni waracchau no wa atashi no hazu
SAILOR (seeraa) fuku dakara desu < ketsuron
getsuyoubi na noni! kigen warui no dou suru yo?
natsufuku ga ii no desu <-kya? wa! iiv
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Gacha Gacha Hertz Figyu@Radio

kokumin zen’in de
gacha gacha kyuutto figyua tto
atto motto oogoe de minna de sakebimasho
figyua mo aru imi sanjigen”
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Sousei No Aquarion OP
ichiman nen to nisen nen mae kara aishiteru
hassen nen sugita koro kara motto koi shikunatta
ichioku to nisen nen ato mo aishiteru
kimi wo shitta sono hi kara boku no jigoku ni ongaku wa tae nai
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Futari No Mojipittan (Idolm@ster arrange of “Kotoba No Puzzle Mojipittan” game theme song)

pittan tanta mojipittan 1*2 (wantsuu)
rinran ranra mojipittan 1*2 (wantsuu)
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Tsurupettan (Touhou)
pettan pettan tsurupettan (youjo youjo tsurupetan youjo)
pettan pettan tsurupettan (tsurupettan tte iu na)
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Here We Go (Super Mario World BGM)

NEET (niito) ga ippai NICO NICO DOUGA kyou mo asa kara
alt. ver: minna daisuki na NICO NICO DOUGA sonna minna no
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true my heart (Nursery Rhyme OP)
omoi wa yasashii KISU de (kishimeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen)
(ku~ ru~ ru~)
omoi wa yasashii KISU DE  (kishimeeeeeeeen)
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kiss my lips (Sakura Saori)
kakeru sunahama oitsukeru kana?
feeling chikazuku yokogao
kiss my lips ryoute de dakishimete
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Rodeo Machine (Halfby)

u! u! u! u!
omaw omai GONZO omai GONZO omai GONZO omai GONZO omai GONZO omai GONZO
suimasen kore de nani kikuno?
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Kimi Ga Yo (Japan’s anthem) (to the tune of Dragon Quest BGM)
kimi ga yo wa chiyo ni yachiyo ni sazare ishi no
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Kimi Ga Yo (Japan’s anthem) (to the tune of Final Fantasy BGM)
iwao tonarite koke no musu made
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Gacha Gacha Cute Figyu@Mate (Figyu@Mate)
gacha gacha kyu~to FIGUYA tto
kono machi ni orita ANGEL (enjeru)
odemashi ai no genkeishi
mousou bakusou inochi gake!
gacha gacha kyu~to FIGUYA tto
motto chanto medenasai! (Fu~)
migakinasai! (Fu~)
agamenasa~i! (Fu~)
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Aitsu koso ga tennis no oujisama (Prince Of Tennis Musical)
You are The Prince of tennis
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Onmyouji (Power Instinct)
sugu ni yobimasho onmyouji!
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Sakura Sakara (“Video unavailable” message)
haru desu. honjitsu wa niconico douga(r) ni goAKUSESU itadaki, arigatou gozaimasu.
taihen moushiwake arimasen ga,
kono douga wa moto SAITO no tsugou ni yori goran ni naru koto ga dekimasen.
mata no goAKUSESU wo omachi shite orimasu.