http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1533925
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mczlbhmb_w
I’m proud to present to you:
防火ロイド 亞北ネル Boukaloid Akita Neru
that’s a lot of substitute kanji. anyway, bouka is fire-prevention and Akita Neru basically means “I’m fed up, I’m going to sleep”. Akita Neru is a parody character based on Hatsune Miku only she won’t sing and dance for you, trust me.
japanese lyrics and english translation under the cut:
2ch to nico nico ga
watashi no senjou, arubaito dakedo
boukaroido akita neru ima sanjou desukutoppu to
keitai tsukai neru neru ni sunze
hatsune miku wa hito no kashu wo
kuchiku suru toka arienai no yo
sore yori kimoi no wa
kyoku mo tsukurazu
aegi koe dashite yorokobu
doutei piza debu
package ni tsureta dake utawasetenai
aa honto kimoi wa, “moe” to ka itte n janee yo
robogoe marudashi doko ga ii no?
kodomo damashi no omocha
kimo wota no konna bakageta matsuri
atashi ga samashite ageru
dakara watashi ga kakikomu no
itsumo no comment kakikomu no
jikyuu wa nana hyaku en
totemo yasui kedo
shikata nai desho
miku-chuu kechirashite
stress nante fukitobasu no yo
konya mo iku wa yo
arashiteru wake janai yo
hikeshi shiteru dake
jichi-chuu demo nai
suruu shinaide yo
omaera wa nani to tatakatte iru no?
ii kagen ni shigoto ni modore
inbou tte nan no koto da yo?
dondake himajin nanda yo
kono hikomori NEETwww
tsukiatterarenai wa
dakara watashi ga kakikomu no
akita neru.
shouhisha wa watashira masukomi ni
odorasareterya ii no
kimo wota no konna bakageta matsuri
sugu ni owarasete yan yo
dakara watashi ga kakikomu no
itsumo no resu wo kakikomu no
akita neru.
2ch and nico nico are my battleground, well it’s a part-time job
Boukaloid Akita Neru now reporting, on your computer and
celphone, I’ll make you neru-neru.
Hatsune miku can’t refuse anyone’s lyrics
and what’s worse, are the virgin piza fatasses panting
without having to work hard
you just got fooled by the package, don’t make me sing
ah, really disguisting, don’t say “moe” and such
what’s up with making a robotic voice come out?
just some childish toy
I’ll cool this foolfest down for you.
that’s why I’m writing the same comment every time
700 yen is my hourly pay, very cheap but what can I do
I’m kicking miku-tards, and blowing the stress away
I don’t mean to be rough, I’m just putting the fire out
I’m not some independence freak, don’t let it get to you
what are you trying to fight?
get back to work you fools
what’s that about conspiracy
hikikomori NEET bastards
I don’t have time for you
and that’s why I’m writing
“I’m fed up, I’m going to sleep”
consumers are trying to make us dance, is it ok?
I need to finish this ridiculous festival of disguisting otakus
and that’s why I’m writing every time
“I’m fed up, I’m going to sleep”
